When the going gets tough... 
here are a few Jokes to lighten the mood 

• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

• To an optimist the glass is half-full. To a pessimist it's half empty. To an engineer, it's twice as big as it needs to be

• Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That’s a hardware problem.

• “Knock, knock.”
  “Who’s there?”
  very long pause….
  “Java.” 
  :-o

• ["hip","hip"] - pronounced "hip hip array!"

• Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
  A: Inheritance

• The fantastic element that explains the appeal of games to many developers is neither the fire-breathing monsters nor the milky-skinned, semi-clad sirens; it is the experience of carrying out a task from start to finish without any change in the user requirements.

• To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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• Feels like some Pi day jokes have come full circle.